Cyclops-intoxicated

It's been a while since a good Greg Land complain-a-thon, so I thought I'd make it a little fun for everyone. Welcome to the Greg Land guessing game, where you must guess the answer to these particular questions such as:

What celebrity is that?

What emotion is that supposed to be?

Is that really the same character as last panel?

Let's begin, shall we?

1. What Celebrity is this?


1. Steven Seagal
2. Kurt Russel
3. Bill Pullman
4. That's no celebrity, that's Ultimate Fantastic Four Sue and Johnny Storm's father!

Answer: Hilight to reveal
2. Kurt Russel, but also 4

2. Which celebrity is this?



1. Kurt Russel
2. Bill Pullman
3. Phil Hartman
4. That's no celebrity, that's UItimate Fantastic Four's Sue and Johnny Storm's father!

Answer: Highlight to reveal
3. Phil Hartman, but also 4

Bonus question: What emotion is this character feeling?

1. Mild amusement
2. Bill Clinton Impressionishness
3. Terrible sadness at the apparent death of his only son
4. Squintiness.


Answer: Highlight to reveal
3. Terrible sadness at the apparent death of his only son

3. Which celebrities are these?


1. Anthony Hopkins and Justin Timberlake
2. Ray Liotta and Ben Affleck
3. Beardy Beardenstein and Big-Brow Bruno
4. Those are no celebrities, those are some random scientists!


Answer: Highlight to reveal
2. Ray Liotta and Ben Affleck, but also 4

4. Which celebrity is this?


1. Winona Ryder
2. Lori Petty
3. Gwen Stefani
4. That's no celebrity, that's, um...Wasp? Maybe? Ultimate Wasp?

Answer: Highlight to reveal
2. Lori Petty (of Tank Girl fame), and maybe 4. Who knows?

5. What emotion are these characters feeling?


1. Joy at being at a really great concert
2. Orgasmic pleasure
3. Horrified fear at being attacked by zombies
4. Great amusement after watching a particularly funny episode of Scrubs

Answer: Highlight to reveal
3. Horrified fear at being attacked by zombies

6. Which celebrity is this?


1. David Blaine
2. The guy who parodies David Blaine on youtube
3. That's not a celebrity, Greg Land surely drew that picture completely freehand!
4. That's not a celebrity, that's Ultimate Dr. Doom - Wait, that can't be right. That's supposed to be Dr. Doom? Never mind.

Answer: Highlight to reveal
1. David Blaine

7. What is this character's mutant power?


1. To manipulate probability
2. To extend their own torso by over 50%, while simultaneously missing many ribs that would be required to be a fully functioning human being.
3. To have the face of a swimsuit model that happens to be highly traceable. Just saying.
4. All of the above

Answer: Highlight to reveal
4. All of the above


8. What is sad about these three images?



1. They are all intended to be the same character.
2. They are all intended to be the same character and were (ostensibly) drawn by the same artist in the same issue.
3. The middle one is James Franco
4. All of the above

Answer: Highlight to reveal
4. All of the above

9. These characters are ______


1. Looking at each other in a mirror
2. From two entirely different comics, and yet are exactly the same image aside from coloring.
3. Winona Ryder
4. The girl who played Joan of Arc in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Answer: Highlight to reveal
2. From two entirely different comics, and yet are exactly the same image aside from coloring, but I strongly suspect 4 is true too.

10. What has just finished happening to this character?


1. Just figured out the formula needed to recalibrate an energy shield to save the entire city.
2. Just realized she's sexually attracted to Reed Richards
3. Just confronted her cold and heartless mother who abandoned her many years ago, and has only just finished crying.
4. Just decided she was going to disobey Nick Fury and break Reed Richards out of jail.

Answer: Highlight to reveal
3. Just confronted her cold and heartless mother who abandoned her many years ago, and has only just finished crying.

11. I haven't identified these celebrities yet. Can you?

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Guess the celebrity for your very own no prize!