Cyclops-intoxicated

人類適應力增強的鐵證 -

1)第一階段(依賴期)：蟑螂出現，(我)尖叫+招喚老爸用原子彈攻擊目標物；

2)第二階段(獨立期)：蟑螂出現，(我)尖叫+自立自強閉著眼睛施展天降殺蟲劑大法克敵；

3)第三階段(超脫期)：蟑螂出現，(我)抬頭看一眼橫過辦公室桌面的油亮亮老兄，低頭繼續吃三明治。

我快要進入知天命的境界了...吧？

但辦公室的蟑螂也真是多到誇張的地步，到底是怎麼弄的？！

合集合時才出啊？聽說Astonishing X-Men : Xenogenesis第一集很不錯，我好想看啊~~~ 可是博克萊還沒有！！！

X-CAMPUS #3 (of 4)
Written by FRANCESCO ARTIBANI & MICHELE MEDDA
Pencils by MARCO FAILLA
& ROBERTO DI SALVO
Cover by TODD NAUCK
It’s an all-new, all-different version of the X-Men as told by some of Europe’s greatest comics storytellers! In this vivid re-imagining of the X-Men mythos, everything is not as it seems and teenaged versions of Cyclops, Beast, Wolverine, Iceman, Storm and Rogue face a threat worse even than super villains or race-destroying viruses… HIGH SCHOOL! When another new mutant is discovered, Xavier and Magnus race to find him, but this steel-skinned brute isn’t choosing sides and he isn’t going down without a fight! Meanwhile, Xavier’s students try to unlock the mysteries of the Worthington Foundation as one student’s surprising power reveals itself and Kurt Wagner and Hank McCoy try to answer the question, who is Professor Bolivar Trask?
48 PGS./Rated T+ …$4.99

這張萬老爹好性格啊~

X-MEN LEGACY #239
Written by MIKE CAREY
Penciled by CLAY MANN
Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Women of Marvel Frame Variant by TBA
“COLLISION” PART TWO
When a pack of Sentinels chases a girl through the streets of Mumbai, the X-Men assume she’s a newly-manifested mutant and rush to her aid. But could it be that she’s something else entirely? One thing’s for sure: she has ties to the X-Men that could spell bad news for Rogue and Magneto…
32 PGS./Rated A …$2.99

小艾瑪...不是我要唱衰妳，脫離龍哥的保護帶妳會很快領便當喔！Namor快滾啦！！！

UNCANNY X-MEN #527
Written by MATT FRACTION
Penciled by WHILCE PORTACIO
Cover by TERRY DODSON
Women of Marvel Frame Variant by TBA
“THE FIVE LIGHTS,” The fallout of SECOND COMING is still taking its toll on the X-Men. We can’t tell you anything else until the end of SECOND COMING! Part 2 (of 5)
40 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

誰希罕？！有比亞當跟夏娃稀奇嗎？...搞不好有一天，Marvel會說夏娃是第一個Mutant...平常人能從一根肋骨變成人類嗎？！或者說，亞當才是第一個...

NAMOR: THE FIRST MUTANT #1
Written by STUART MOORE
Penciled by ARIEL OLIVETTI
Cover by JAE LEE
Variant Cover by JOE QUESADA
Spinning out of the pages of X-MEN #1, comes an all-new series starring the world’s first mutant, NAMOR THE SUB-MARINER. When the X-Men are confronted with a deadly vampire threat, Namor takes matters into his own hands on a mission that might bring down the entire might of the vampires on their heads…and in the process, destroy Atlantis! What lurks down below the ocean where the sun can’t reach? What he thought was a fable to scare the children of Atlantis comes to terrifying life in the form of a newly-discovered race of Atlantean Vampires. Namor’s choice, to stand with Atlantis or the X-Men, will define a new chapter in his life…or death.
40 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

人家是床頭吵床尾合，你們倆沒事跟別人不一樣做什麼？ 即使如此我還是不會買的，省省力氣吧！

X-FORCE: SEX AND VIOLENCE #2 (of 3)
Written by CRAIG KYLE & CHRISTOPHER YOST
Art and Cover by GABRIELE DELL’OTTO
WARNING: This issue lives up to the title. Not for the squeamish or easily embarrassed, wink wink. Wolverine finds out why the Assassins Guild is after Domino, and it's a funny story. Well, Domino thinks it is. But Logan is grumpy and does't see the humor in it, probably due to the fact that Dom's actions have put a half dozen of the worlds deadliest assassins on their trail. And then things get complicated. Ahhh, romance.
32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$3.99

NEW MUTANTS #16
Written by ZEB WELLS
Penciled by LEONARD KIRK
Cover by DAVE WILKINS
“FALL OF THE NEW MUTANTS”
What is PROJECT PURGATORY and what does it need with a Bloodstone? General Ulysses, Doctor Noc and their mysterious platoon have taken their first shot at the X-Men. It’s up to the New Mutants to shoot back. Part 2 (of 5)
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$2.99