Cyclops-intoxicated

小艾瑪，妳該節食了。(艾：妳有資格說我嗎？！U：我目前可沒有上戰場的必要，還是妳打算改變路線變成戰時緊急備用糧食？)

龍哥，剃鬍子。

ASTONISHING X-MEN: XENOGENESIS #3 (of 5)
Written by WARREN ELLIS
Pencils & Cover by KAARE ANDREWS
Hoping to witness the rebirth of the mutant species, the X-Men race to the small African village of Karere, where a sudden spate of super-powered infants have been born. However, they quickly learn that these newborns are not their brand of mutant. And no sooner have the X-Men discovered the shocking truth of these infants' origin than they are ambushed by a local dictator who has plans of his own for these baby-shaped timebombs. Could this trip get any worse?
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

買這本，我還不如去買哈利波特的那一本什麼手札還比較划算...

X-MEN: PHOENIX FORCE HANDBOOK
Written by JEFF CHRISTIANSEN, MIKE O’SULLIVAN, STUART VANDAL, MICHAEL HOSKIN, KEVIN GARCIA, SEAN MCQUAID, MARKUS RAYMOND, RONALD BYRD, MADISON CARTER, JEPH YORK, CHRIS BIGGS & JACOB ROUGEMONT
Cover by TOM RANEY
X-MEN: SECOND COMING tie-in! This year’s chronicling of Marvel blazes on as the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe team brings to you all things Phoenix! Comprehensive biographies of the Phoenix Force and the characters closely tied to it: Jean Grey! Rachel Summers! Madelyne Pryor! The threats they’ve faced: the Scy’ar Tal! The Crazy Gang! Krakoa! Frenzy! Nanny! The allies they’ve fought beside: Lilandra! Rusty Collins! Alistair Stuart! Corsair! Widget! And, of course, the mutant everyone’s watching: Hope Summers! Featuring ALL-NEW profiles and art for dozens of characters!
64 PGS./Handbook/Rated T+ …$4.99

唉...跳過。我對百合沒興趣。(每個女的都張著嘴一個表情是怎樣？) 果然只有Claremont會畫這種題材，我真是受夠他了。

X-WOMEN #1
Written by CHRIS CLAREMONT
Pencils and Cover by MILO MANARA
International superstar Milo Manara joins X-Legend Chris Claremont for X-WOMEN! Go on a high-flying, death-defying, globetrotting adventure with your favorite X-Ladies. Storm, Psylocke, Shadowcat, Marvel Girl and Rogue save the world and look great doing it. Don’t miss this prestige event
64 PGS./One-Shot/Rated T+ …$4.99

這一本很有X-Men: Evolution的fu~ 我會買合集吧！

X-CAMPUS #2 (of 4)
Written by FRANCESCO ARTIBANI & MICHELE MEDDA
Pencils by ALESSANDRO VITTI & GIANLUCA GUGLIOTTA
Cover by TODD NAUCK
It’s an all-new, all-different version of the X-Men as told by some of Europe’s greatest comics storytellers! In this vivid re-imagining of the X-Men mythos, everything is not as it seems and teenaged versions of Cyclops, Beast, Wolverine, Iceman, Storm and Rogue face a threat even worse than super villains or race-destroying viruses… HIGH SCHOOL! Opposing factions within the Worthington Foundation begin to reveal themselves when a powerful new student, Kurt Wanger, arrives on campus. Meanwhile, more than one member of the school must deal with their family legacy as Warren Worthington struggles to accept his gifted life and Professor Xavier’s power-hungry brother comes to town for a dysfunctional family reunion.
48 PGS./Rated T+ …$4.99

兩個老美最愛的題材，由兩個我完全沒興趣的角色主演 = 不買。

X-FORCE: SEX AND VIOLENCE #1 (of 3)
Written by CRAIG KYLE & CHRISTOPHER YOST
Art and Cover by GABRIELE DEL'OTTO
Just when you thought it was over, we pull you back in—it’s the X-Force story everyone’s been talking about, finally delivered! Wolverine and Domino have always had a special relationship, but everything goes upside down when the Assassins Guild puts out a hit on our gun wielding bombshell. Why do they want her dead? And more importantly, how many people have to die before Wolverine and Domino can spend some quality time together? Get ready for the sexiest blood-soaked ride Craig Kyle and Chris Yost have ever delivered as they join forces with international superstar Gabriele Dell'otto to offer up their final X-Force story!
32 PGS./Parental Advisory ...$3.99

我一直都覺得Hope應該會掛點，因為她實在不是很有獨特性，尤其是已經有個跟琴長得一模一樣的Rachel在了。

X-MEN: SECOND COMING #2
Written by MATT FRACTION, CHRIS YOST, MIKE CAREY & ZEB WELLS
Penciled by
Cover by ADI GRANOV
The end is here. Sacrifices have been made. The most dangerous and successful attempt at the extermination of mutants is upon us. Who will walk away?
48 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

我看Illyana可以去報名軒轅劍下一部遊戲的主角選拔，她的劍越拿越大把，可以跟我們的上古神器比美了。

X-MEN: HELLBOUND #3 (of 3)
Written by CHRISTOPHER YOST
Penciled by HARVEY TOLIBAO
Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC
The exciting conclusion to this SECOND COMING Tie-In Series!
While the future of mutantkind is in the balance back on Earth, a small team of X-Men fight the demons of Limbo for the fate of their teammate Magik. But with one of their own corrupted by the dimension’s dark influence and another of their number undergoing a change of heart, will Magik be able to emerge unscathed? One thing’s for sure: after this, things will never be the same…
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

對小朋友們的系列我實在沒力氣去追，就當提醒自己還有這麼個故事存在就好。

NEW MUTANTS #15
Written by ZEB WELLS
Penciled by LEONARD KIRK
Cover by DAVE WILKINS
“FALL OF THE NEW MUTANTS”
LEONARD KIRK JOINS THE NEW MUTANTS! Fan-favorite artist Leonard Kirk (DARK X-MEN, CAPTAIN BRITAIN & MI-13) becomes the regular NEW MUTANTS artist this issue! Coming out of SECOND COMING, the New Mutants who are still left are licking their wounds on a forced R & R trip. While they try and put themselves back together, others are looking to take them apart. The strange secretive military group we met in NEW MUTANTS #09 has an agenda involving Illyana Rasputin. And they don’t want to give her a medal.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$2.99

可憐的萬老爹，我為你掬一把同情的淚水，沾上Rogue有你好受的了，沒事記得跟上一任苦主Gambit交流一下心得。

X-MEN LEGACY #238
Written by MIKE CAREY
Penciled by CLAY MANN
Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
“COLLISION”
Following the events of SECOND COMING, Young X-Man Indra is called back to India at the request of his family. Accompanied by Rogue and Magneto, the X-Men arrive to discover that not all is right in Mumbai…and not just due to tensions with Indra’s parents. Earthquakes tear through the streets and energy flares cause planes to fall from the sky. Could this be a new mutant manifestation? Or is this something far more sinister?
32 PGS./Rated A …$2.99

N年沒看見李德博士跟美國隊長了，那cos日本妹的貓耳女我完全不知是誰就算了...

UNCANNY X-MEN: THE HEROIC AGE #1
Written by MATT FRACTION
Penciled by WHILCE PORTACIO, JAMIE MCKELVIE & STEVEN SANDERS
Cover by MARK BROOKS
Hot on the heels of SECOND COMING, see how the X-Men fit into the Marvel Universe as a whole. Three stories by Matt
Fraction and artists Whilce Portacio (UNCANNY X-MEN), Jamie McKelvie (SIEGE: LOKI) and Steven Sanders (S.W.O.R.D.)
taking you all around the Marvel Universe!
40 PGS./One-Shot/Rated T+ …$3.99

Namor何時才要回去重建你的王國啊？我可沒忘記你剛出道時的臭屁樣子。

UNCANNY X-MEN #526
Written by MATT FRACTION
Penciled by WHILCE PORTACIO
Cover by TERRY DODSON
“THE FIVE LIGHTS”
After the events of SECOND COMING, the X-Men’s world has changed. We can’t tell you much without spoiling the crossover, but here are some words to whet your appetite: Hope, Emma, Namor, Sebastian Shaw. Classic X-Men artist Whilce Portacio is back again for this story-arc of epic proportions!
40 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

天啊，Cable是受嗎？o_O？他可是獨子耶！ (畫者顯然很喜歡真亞驅這三個字...可是合起來沒意思啊？)

X-MEN ORIGINS: DEADPOOL #1
Written by DUANE SWIERCZYNSKI
Penciled by LEANDRO FERNANDEZ
Cover by MARK BROOKS
“DEADPOOL: THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE”
You may have heard there’s a Deadpool movie in the works. Anyway, Wade Wilson’s heard the same thing — and he’s determined to tell his own story before Hollywood screws it up. Deadpool even hires his own screenwriter, who manages to get the Merc With a Mouth to open up like never before—revealing not only his origin story, but shocking details you’ve never heard before. We’re talking Oscar™ -worthy stuff here, people. That is, unless Hollywood manages to screw it up anyway…
48 PGS./One-Shot/Rated A …$3.99

這麼多本沒一張畫風讓我滿意的...