Cyclops-intoxicated

UNCANNY X-MEN #517
Written by MATT FRACTION
Pencils & Cover by GREG LAND
“NATION X”
Magneto’s return has stunned the X-Men, but that’s not the only surprise they’re in for as a herd of Predator X’s come hungry for mutant tar tar. The hits just keep on coming, but can the X-Men, still nursing their wounds from UTOPIA, deal with all this?

萬磁王(Magneto)回來啦! 可惡的Namor(尖耳的那個，海底王國的王子，以前常穿著一條泳褲晃來晃去的自大狂)居然跟著過來了，不過重點當然還是我的龍哥(啊...Uncanny X-Men #514裡，龍哥有氣魄地下指令的場景讓U.C連作夢都在笑)。

努力朝未來奔跑吧!(?) Cyclops!

Dark X-Men #01

DARK X-MEN #1 (of 5)
Written by PAUL CORNELL
Penciled by LEONARD KIRK
Cover by SIMONE BIANCHI
From the dust of UTOPIA comes DARK X-MEN! Never one to say “die”, Norman Osborn is keeping what’s left of HIS X-Men alive. MYSTIQUE! DARK BEAST! WEAPON OMEGA! MIMIC! They are the public face of mutants in an Osborn world. And what a face they are! But what does Nate Grey, A.K.A. X-MAN, have to do with it? The critically acclaimed team of PAUL CORNELL (BLACK WIDOW, TV’s Dr. Who) and Leonard Kirk (CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI13) take on the world of X!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

噁! Mystique(Raven Darkholme)(台譯:魔形女)這個老妖婆，希望X-Men在這個系列結束前能徹底解決她(省得她像梅毒病菌一樣尾大不掉地纏著Iceman)，不曉得Norman Osborn (一個對財富的渴望及權力欲大過腦容量的壞蛋，有點類似超人那個死對頭Lex Luther，有點耳熟對吧? 他就是蜘蛛人第一集那個綠魔鬼啦!)腦子裡裝什麼東西，用一堆壞傢伙組成的隊伍假裝是另一組浪子回頭的Thunderbolts(Marvel世界裡由一群前壞人組成的英雄團隊)嗎? 真是給自己挖墳墓的計畫。(這一群傢伙每一個最擅長的都是從別人背後捅一刀吧?) 沒那個屁股別吃那個瀉藥；沒那個腦袋就別試老大的位子!